Sleepy Aching Cricket Balls

Monday

I've just come upstairs to have a nap but for some reason I can't get to sleep. I'm probably not trying hard enough or is it that I'm trying to hard?? Maybe I'm meant to relax into sleep instead of just jamming my eyes shut in the hope that the darkness will make me become like the sleepy policeman.

I remember being asked what is it that I had with saying "sleepy Policeman" and to tell the truth... I have no Idea. I just get ideas and sayings into my head which go around and around. Recently I have had this thing for saying the word monkey so you shouldn't think too much into my mouthwords. Aching

My balls are aching. I think I may have sat funny constricting the blood flow. They look fine but they feel funny. Maybe all this non-masturbation has made that area extra sensitive........ooooh. I have to wonder what wondrous feelings which have yet to come....I can't remember a thing from when I did Ramadan for Yasmin so this should be like a whole new ride.

TV Is being very boring right now. Hollyoakss has been cancelled because of the cricket. I really hate cricket. Not only is it the most boring sport in history but it also nearly always seems to overrun to programs I like.