A while since I blogged

Oh dear god.... I feel like I haven't stopped moving this week. Monday I was at college and I was so tired that I fell asleep sat up. Anne just laughed and told me to get a glass of water to wake me up. Oh, and I got my full kit for hairdressing too minus the scissors cos some thief has nicked them. It came in a HUGE bag.....It was so big that I told mutti to give me a lift.

Mutti has been my own personal chauffeur recently. The amount of times she has given me a lift to and from places this week is crazy.

Tuesday morning I had an interview at Daniel Grays. I would like to say it went well but I was too tired to tell. Luckily my natural politeness got me a trial day with which I could go to, fully rested, and shine.
The next day, Wednesday, I got up nice and early to get ready for my day at Daniel Gray's. I had a shower, shaved, plucked & tweezed, brushed extensively, flossed, mouthwash, moisturised, straightened my hair, styled my hair with wax, cleaned + buffed + shined my shoes etc. The list was huge....Well actually the list was shower and do hair.......But what I did was way more.

When I got there I was greeted by the nicest receptionist ever. She showed me where to go and introduced me to Fiona, my mentor type person for the day. She introduced me to all of the staff there.....Which was abit over whelming because they all looked the same and there were so many names to learn. They had me do some easy jobs for the day which was okay.......Washing hair, taking colours out, towels etc. They were basically just seeing what i was like on the first day......To know if I'd be a good person to add to the crew.

BLA BLA......Anyway I have another trial on Friday so hopefully I Can dazzle them some more with my fancy mouthwords.

Yesturday, on my way back from Daniel Grays I stopped off at Costa to meet up with Helen. She showed me her new man. His name is Glen and he's abit ugly but his personality really makes up for it. I can see why she might fancy him. She dumped jake last night so that she can go on a date with Glen. She seems happy so I think thats why she was subtly trying to set me up with someone....... I can say that here cos she doesn't read my blog anymore. Since she stopped blogging on tblog she stopped looking at other peoples blogs.


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I got my first real person comment on my last blog entry. It said Anonymous said...
God ur getting lazy at this!!!!!

I think its from Fishwick because it was sent at 3am ....and he's the only one I can think of who stays up that late on the net.

........got to go practice some stuff on the head thing that college gave me. Toodles

Oooooooh

"Dead Girls Don't Say No" - Dean Lewis

"In Montana, the cow tips you!"

"Shut your suck hole... ack!" Dr. Phil

"Practice makes perfect, but obssesion makes better."

You are just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

"Your resistence only makes my penis harder"

"drop your panties, sir william, i cannot wait til lunchtime!"

Angry Monkey

OMG....I am in such a bad mood right now. It seems that absolutely everything is pissing me off. Actually I'm not even sure its my fault right.....It feels like my entire family are just doing the things that I hate to piss me off.

Anyway, this is how its been today. I went downstairs to find that the laces had been puller out of my converse trainers......Which as you know are a bitch to sort out properly. I walk into the lounge to see the torn pages of the book I lent mum all over the room. When I go into the fridge to get the Philadelphia cream cheese ( which I had been forced to walk up to asda to get along with some other things because parents were being lazy. That really did piss me off because its nearly a half an hour walk there yet its only a 5 minute drive.)......Where was I? Oh yes....pcc in fridge....All eaten by the girls and mum let them eat it all because the weren't eating their sandwiches (I walked to asda, bought it with my money, walked all the way back only to find that I didn't get a tiny bit.)
the rest of the things that have pissed me off are....

· Family using all the cutlery In four hours so I had nothing to eat with then making me clean it all up.
· Sisters making a huge mess then Mark taking them to the park while I am left to tidy up their mess.
· Pierce being on the computer from 7am till 6:30 pm so I can't get on it. Then crying like a pathetic little shit when I kick him off so that Mark tells me off with the " its not your computer, its not your house, and If I don't behave I'm gonna suffer". I hope Pierce gets beat up by kids at school because he does what he does to me to them. That'll teach him not to such a shit.
· Pierce drinking from the milk carton then leaving bits floating in it.
· .....LIFE

I am starting to really hate my family now. Its not just them being a bunch of pains in the ass, they are also becoming way to rude for their own good. If they want me tthingsingsw for them they could at leasgratefultfull. I've been going out of my way to be helpful............grrrrr so pissed off. Fuck them.They.they can do it themselves.

Sunday Morn

The time is.... Well it's just gone 11am. I'm sat up on my wobbly loft-bed listening to scooter getting a huge urge to dance like a loon on loony juice. I'm supposed to be saving up so that I can go to Ibiza sometime. I am so excited, the thought of going to some huge rave makes me wanna explode with....I dunno.... Some sort of thing...Which is good. I know I may never go but the whole thought that I could is awesome. I have yet to let myself go, blow off some major steam so it would be perfect. I could get plastered one night, off my face another and then the third can be a halfday meant for relaxing and then something cultural...After all, I can't spend all my time just getting drunk.

Woah, I just heard a few seconds of "Oh My Gosh" by Basement Jaxx and I was teleported into a world of nostalgia. I remember the many times that I sat in the common room and just talked to people. I miss that so much....... and not just cos it was a good way of getting invited to parties. I miss the atmosphere and just speaking to all my friends. All of you that know me should know that I am a social creature. Whether I am having a good day or week greatly depends how many people I've talked to, or who.

Its now 11:23. I'm just catching the end of Justice League Unlimited so right now I am reeling from a sudden huge helping of smaltz. I love the whole fantasy hero vs Villain type things but I really can't stand how sickly sweet the heroes are. I think that's why I nearly always end up rooting for the villains. Superman vs Lex Luther, Batman vs Joker, He-man vs Skeletor, Teen Titans vs Generic Bad guy. In all of these I end up rooting for the villains because they are either far more entertaining, far cooler, or just not so god damned straight lace. The only exceptions to this rule so far are Raven from the Teen Titans (cos she rocks with the whole dark magic stuff) and Spawn.Spawn rocks my rocks with his almost anti-heroic qualities.

Static shock is on TV now. He's okay but he's still not got the stuff to knock my fave villains from their posts...........kinda sleepy.....gonna rest for abit and watch TV.

Friday night

Friday night and yet again I'm sat up in my room watching TV. Normally I would say that its pretty sad but thats all I've done for the last three weeks. At least the programs that are on have gotten a little better.... On C4 anyway. I just watched the crappest thing ever on BBC1 . It had the rich guy from only fools and horses in it.....Well it was all about him. At first I thought it was a repeat cos the jokes were so crap that all you can hear is the canned laughter.

Bleh, I can't be bothered to type about that anymore. Doing so makes me wanna swallow my own tongue and finger protest.

OMG........... I didn't know you could get Tikka Ma Sala flavored condoms.........That....Is ....SO COOL *breaks open a pack*. Just so you know I don't actually have a pack of flavored condoms with me. I just saw a pack on TV and the guy read it all out for the viewers pleasure........HOLY CRAP !!!! 0.0 What the hell am I watching ????????

Draw my Tired

I've just pulled an all nighter. I'm not tired yet but I nkow that its gonna hit me like a ton of feathers beds. I had meant to go to sleep at about 23:00 but I've found this website which led me to so many other things that I was hooked for the night.

I hate that feeling that I get when the sleepyness hits me. Its kinda depressing, yet not cos you know that its just cos you're tired. I wanna play Xbox but I know that I'll do terrible cos of the drowsyness. I am terrible at everything when I'm tired. Well, nearly everything because funnily enough one thing that I am terrible at when rested I am amazing at when about to pass out. That my friends would be drawing. Normally I can't draw for shit but when I'm tired the pen just seems to flow so easily around the page. So far I have drawn an Angel, a saxophone, an iron, a kung fu master and a bunch of other very artistic looking things. Like trees which invert, a cloud raining dead crows with a Mr. Salad fingers underneath with a broken umbrella looking up....oh and an evil clown. Its all been drawn in black pen so it looks very gothic and depressing.

Anyway......I'm gonna go watch tv till I flake out.....so toodles

Bloorb

I havnt blogged in a while now. Well not fully anyway. I have at least six entries written up on my laptop but I have been too lazy to transport them downstairs and onto this Pc. I'm not sure anyone is bothered though...... I mean, this blog doesn't seem as nice as the other one. Sure I can get my blogs online much quicker but it is far less user friendly. The other one was very easily customisable.....I even got music on it at one point...... This one is much harder to use though.

OH well.....I'm gonna transport the other entries down now........

OMG.....I'm.....

OMFG....I feel like crap. This time its not me being all emotional.....although I do have good reason to be....but I'll type that into the nega-blog. This feeling like crap is a physical thing. I just woke up a few minutes ago after having a nasty dream (which I will tell you about in another entry) when I started to ache pretty much all over. It kinda hurts too. Its like having bruises all over my body which I can't see. I keep checking in the mirror to see if I am bruised but I look the same as always. I can't touch my left nipple and most of my stomach because of it so now my right hand has nowhere to rest when I lie down.

I also have this weird taste in my mouth. Its like...I don't know...like bad apple juice mixed with sour cranberry juice.

I'm starting to panic abit because this isn't normal.........I just had a frantic search for the home doctor book but I can't find it....I'm gonna look again and tell you what it says.

Title

OHHHH, I'm feeling much better now. Beating a bunch of people on mulitplayer games always makes me feel happier cos it prooves how much more UBER I CAN BE.

ooooh and because Desperate housewives is on later and I LOVE the gossipy bitty bits

Kill all te hamster

I am so tired right now but when have I not been tired lately. It seems that when ever I am on here I either feel like shit because I'm tired, ill or on a sugar low..... I really should sort my whole eating of things out to fix them all. Hmmmmm, bacon sarnies....not my fave but still yumsomes.

I havnt seen anyone all week, well, apart from the people I have bumped into on my ways to and from work. Normally I'd have died of boredom on the wednesday and would have been pestering oodles of people but I wasn't in the mood to do anything like today. I could have gone to a small house party or an 18th but I chose not to go to either. Right now I feel like if I drunk anything I'd die..... so thats the main reason I chose not to go. I've also been invited to Sash's 18 but I don't think I'll be up for that.

EUGH.....low moment.......gonna play cardgames online till I liven up abit or I fell sleepy.

The Devil Made me Laugh 2

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell... Then all the other bells started to ring.

The Devil Made me laugh

I originally saw these jokes on someone else blog but I liked them so Much I'm gonna paste two of them here.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

Wednesday.....No wait......Its Thursday!!!

Last night was terrible. I had a terrible fever along with the sweats. I hate being ill. I rang up Eden Hair and beauty telling them how I had been ill most of the night and that I didn't wanna spread it around. They said it was okay and that they'd ring me back if the need to talk.

Well they did ring me back. At 4pm I got a call from Sarah saying that the last few days had been a trail thing but Eden was too small for me to go there on an apprenticeship. She said she'd contact the college and let them know and that she, Angela (mother of Sarah and owner of Eden) and Anne would sort something out for me at a busier hairdressers.

I'm pretty pissed off right now about it. I can't help but feel that I'm being messed around something terrible. They should have known way earlier if they weren't busy enough to have me for apprenticeship and they should have told me before I start my fucking course. If, however, they are lying and they think I'm evil or crap then they should have said instead of lying......... OR maybe they didn't know and they aren't lying. That I can handle...... But I haven't known them long enough to give them the benefit of the doubt.

But at least on the upside I'm getting paid for those days that I worked there. And at least I learnt a bunch of things......... Its not a total lose.

Hairdressing SF.........

Tuesday

Right now its only 21:30....But I am so tired it feels like I could pass out at any moment. Okay, okay....I'm over exaggerating abit but I am really tired. I'm so tired that I can't even get my eyes to focus on the screen properly. I'm having to resort to having one eye closed and switching between the two to reduce the wandering eyebit.
Today was my first full day at 'Eden' and I have to say that it was shattering. It may have just been extra tiring because I had been up most of the night....But still it was a lot more work than I have done in a long time.

I got up at 7am so I could shower and do my hair ready. However at approx 7:20 I had fallen asleep in the shower. I had lay down in the bath with the shower spraying onto my stomach and the top of my penis. I was very sleepy but I am still horny as hell. I woke up at 8:15 because Radio1 people had stopped talking and put on a loud song. I was like ''SHIT''. Did the whole rushing around thing and ended up forgetting to take the paperwork that I needed for my first day. It didn't matter too much because I could just fill it in when I got back and get it signed tomoz. I arrived just on time but only because my moblie is 5 mins fast.
The morning was spent with me learning about the different types of hair there is and what shampoos and conditioners should be used on it when washing. I now wanna wash all of my friends hair so I can find out what type of hair they have AND so I can give them a scalp massage....I learnt that today too.

Tomorrow I am going to have to go in abit earlier so that Hannah can do my hair again. She is really good at doing it....but nowhere near as good as Gale. Hannah is really good looking......but I'm not sure if its the SF that's making me think that or she is actually hot.

Super SUPER horny......But strangly enough I don't want a sexual release. I'm in kinda lazy yet compassionate mood. I just wanna hug someone, be close to them and fall asleep in their arms. I'm not even sure I would need a peck on the cheek....Although it would be very much appreciated. *rolls eyes at self* I can be such a middle aged woman at times.........Despite the fact that I'm a 17yr old boy with scary amounts of SF. Oh well.........Very very tired. Night night.

The time is now 22:00

Sleepy Aching Cricket Balls

Monday

I've just come upstairs to have a nap but for some reason I can't get to sleep. I'm probably not trying hard enough or is it that I'm trying to hard?? Maybe I'm meant to relax into sleep instead of just jamming my eyes shut in the hope that the darkness will make me become like the sleepy policeman.

I remember being asked what is it that I had with saying "sleepy Policeman" and to tell the truth... I have no Idea. I just get ideas and sayings into my head which go around and around. Recently I have had this thing for saying the word monkey so you shouldn't think too much into my mouthwords. Aching

My balls are aching. I think I may have sat funny constricting the blood flow. They look fine but they feel funny. Maybe all this non-masturbation has made that area extra sensitive........ooooh. I have to wonder what wondrous feelings which have yet to come....I can't remember a thing from when I did Ramadan for Yasmin so this should be like a whole new ride.

TV Is being very boring right now. Hollyoakss has been cancelled because of the cricket. I really hate cricket. Not only is it the most boring sport in history but it also nearly always seems to overrun to programs I like.

The song of Sadness

Monday

Right now it's 3:10 am. I can't sleep so I'm listening to music on my laptop with the headphones. I've just stumbled on a song that I haven't heard since July of last year. Its 'Running Up that Hill' done by placebo in a cover. It made me remember a time and a feeling which, although was only last summer, feels so far off. I've told a lot of you that there was a big falling out with a bunch of my old friends and somehow in the end I was the only one that had no one left to turn to. Well, I still had friends but I had lost the people that I felt were my very best friends. I used to trust them all completely, stuck up for them even when they were in the wrong...Well just basically been there for them. But now I can't think of them without remembering how angry and hurt I felt.
I used to listen to that song every night, with the volume up high, the bass boost on, headphones in and on repeat till I fell asleep. During that time this song became the only thing that made the unhappiness go away. That's why today it is one of the two songs that can make me cry.

To get to the point, hearing that song tonight made me remember how terribly unhappy I was but at the same time it made me happy. Happy because, well, because of how happy I am now. Even with the divorce that my parents are going through I believe that I haven't been this happy in such a very long time. I only wish I could let you all know how special you have made me feel. I really love you guys.

erm.....brb

I've just been out with Charlie. We went out at about 8pm and I got back roughly the time that this blog is said to be started. We wandered around town for abit and talked....went to KFC then came home.

Right now I am feeling really bad. I am pretty sure that its cos I am so tired right now......ooh Fish just came online. I always feel better after talking to Fish. Sometimes we have the biggest conversations that you could ever read.........will finish soon

Monday at the Place Called College

God, I am tired right now. Lastnight I didn't get to sleep till 4am or 5am in the morning and then I ws up at 7am because I had college today. I am so tired that as soon as I finish this I'm gonna go have a quick 20minute nap.

College today was quite good if not abit boring. Today was my induction day so I had to do loads of paperwork to do. Luckily, we were all let out at 3pm. I ended up walking Kaysha-lee to where she was bring picked up. BTW she is a girl on my course who used to have the biggest crush on my for nearly all of the time I was in lower KKS. She's okay but she can be abit smothering if you know what I mean. *laughs at self* :D lol isn't this a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

The beginning of college is going to be expensive. The cost of all my equipment and stuff come to a neat £139 . I was like....."GAH" .

OH well.....I fell like doing something with friends but I'm too tired today so I'llprobablyy ring someone either tomoz or wednesday some time after work.

Lost Cartoon Shower

18:02

I've just had a shower. I love how wonderful my skin feels after I have a shower. Right now I am all about how things feel. I've been going around my room touching things to see if they are soft.0 You wouldn't believe how satisfied I was when I found something that was almost like silk. I started to freak myself out abit.....I must have eaten something funny.

I love cartoons SO MUCH, Right now I am watching the new series of 'Static Shock'. Its about a guy who has electrical powers......It looks way better than it used to because they have put a darker look to it. OMG...richie has his ear pierced in the same place as me ^_^ . That's so cool. He makes it look better though........grrrrrrr *does angry eyes at the cartoon character*.

Yet another headache. I think its because my room is so warm and cos I don't drink much. An advert on TV told me I might be diabetic....But I don't think so...At least I hope not. If I was diabetic I'd have to watch what I eat and I would have to have daily injections......Not my cup of tea.

Static Shock has just finished and I have to say I'm not impressed. It was way too cheesy for my liking with its.....You're my hero bit at the end. Hopefully it was just this one....That the rest will be less cheesy.

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Something worryingly nice right now.... My penis feels really REALLY soft. Its almost silky. I've been using a new kind of bodywash and it has made all my skin super sensitive and super soft. But as I said......The penis is the softest.

Ooooh, 'Lost' is on. I love this new series so much. I think this episode is going to tell us about the Asian couple.

Movies........ooohdelay

Right now I am watching the movie "God's and Monsters". It may or may not surprise you to know that this is one of my favorite films. I remember when I first saw, I had originally thought it was gonna be a super cool sci-fi fantasy type thing, so as you can imagine, at first, I was suitably disappointed. However, after sitting through the first 10-15 minutes I couldn't help but be drawn into it. At the time I had no idea that the actor, that play James Whale, Sir Ian Mckellen was gay, just like the character he played. Till this point I'm still not sure if he is or if someone just told me a lie for their own amusement.

A little earlier I had been watching "G.I. Jane". Its no where near one of my favorites but its still a brilliant movie. Going off topic and into my own little peverse world....I think it would be super hot to watch Brendan Fraser giving miss G.I. Jane a good porking. I think it might look abit odd though. Brendan Fraser is, like, 6'4" whilst Miss G.I. (I can't remember what her name is) is 5'6". It would look like a giant fucking a dwarf....Well, not a dwarf but a small person.....Short person.

My headache is back so I'm just gonna stop typing, take some aspirin and have a nap.

Squirrels Nuts....... and Sexual Breathing

Today two people have rocked my socks. The first was Halle Berry in 'The Flintstones'. I love her in her seductive role as secretary..... Kinky or what. And yes, the person that I said doesn't fancy her is gay. He just won't admit it right now because he is busy talking to le fille o' le corner.
The second person to rock my socks was young Leonardo Dicaprio. Although his acting is laughable (except in Romeo & Juliet) he still amused me.

I have a splitting headache right now. I took two aspirin 20 mins ago but they stilhaven't't done anything. Eeeek throbbing.

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Have you ever noticed that If you are aroused when trying to get to sleep how loud and hard your heart beats. Some times it feels as if your chest is going to explode from its thunderous beats. Your breathing becomes weird too. You can almost hear every beat of your heart as you breathe. Instead of smooth easy breaths the heavy beating of your heart forces you to make uneven, and almost haggarded breaths.

This 'Nnaughtinessss' has really got me acting weirdly. I'll probably end up like Josh Hartnett from '40 days and 40 nights'....Allll twitchy and creepy.... Like a Horny squirrel.

My First Proper Entry

18:22

Right now I am sat upstairs in my room again, typing on my laptop. *EDIT*

Yeah, I edited the first bit....it was abit too, well ...angry. Long story short.....I had an argument with mark. Not a big argument but it was big enough for me to use a few of the stronger swears.

Apart from a minor tiff, today has been really good. I had some really tasty sandwiches (turkey with mayo + philly cheese and ham) , played with Boris, had a really nice nap and had another really nice sarnie(grilled cheese). What more can a guy ask for.

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18:52

I'm watching the X-factor right now. I just saw this stunner of a beauty singing. When it came to the Yes-no bit became really emotional. She was all teary eyed and sharon was the last one to decide too. I nearly cried too cos it was that tear jerking.
I normally don't watch X-factor because.....well, actually I don't know why I don't normally watch it. Hmmmmm oh well.

As you may have gathered, I am tired of using Tblog. It has been too glitchy for too long. The only things that actually were keeping me using was the fact that 1) It has all my archived entries on it and 2) People might now like this as much as the other when it comes to presentation and stuff.

I shall start putting all my entries here from now on.

Nightmare 1

14:57

I have just woken up. I know its late but I was up till 5am watching the A to Z of a bunch of celebrities. Its one of thoses programs that tells you loads of gossip whilst making it extra interesting. The bad thing now is that I am gonna have to knock myself out if I want to get to sleep later. I'll probably have to take a drowsy headache pill to set the wheels of sleep into motion. Hopefully I'll be able to get up nice and early tomorrow for college.

I've just woken up from another nightmare. I am stumped as to why I am getting so many. Anyway, as I was saying I had another nightmare and as usual it was another cinematic triumph. At first I'm helping a women find the insane pschopathic killer but pretty soon we realize that its not the person we need to get. It turns out that he has actually been taken over by the ghost of a young boy who was murdered after seeing his family be burned to death. The pain of the whole thing was so great for him that he left a poltergeic imprint on a teddy bear. This meant that when he died a part of him was left inside the bear, able to grow from the pain that sensed from the living.
The man (insane murderer guy) had touched the bear and had his soul tainted by the anguish the boy had suffered over the years and gone insane from it. The boy made him do things to cause people pain so that he could grow stronger.
After a long bit of running around and dream suspense we catch the man who tells us what happened. He also told us that the boy was going to try to revive his family by killing and causing misery. The woman took the bear off him and immediately he went into some sort of spasm. He died soon.

The next part of the dream was all inside the woman's head. The ghost boy was making her see the world in a completely different way. There was no longer any colour or fun n the world to her. Everything was grey, the people were grey but worse still the people had changed. They seemed less human.......Far more sinister. Everyone and everything would stare into you with cold dark eyes that robbed you of all the warmth that happiness brings.
The longer that the woman fought against the boy and the visions the more evil the world seemed to become. In the end the all the faces of the people she encountered were twisted and had a look of bloodlust. (Think of how the people look in the music video for "going under" by Evanesence)

Then I woke up......It may have been a nightmare but it was a bloody good one. I'd pay to see that horror anyway. But anyway....I need to go have a shower. I haven't had a shower in days.....YUK